ON A HAIR DRYER~DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING
(THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TO WORK ON MY HAIR! )

ON A BAG OF DORITOS~YOU COULD BE A WINNER. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(THE SHOPLIFTER SPECIAL ??)

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP~
DIRECTIONS: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP
(AND THAT WOULD BE....??)
ON SOME SWANSON FROZEN DINNERS~SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST
(BUT.. IT'S ONLY A SUGGESTION)
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESSERT- PRINTED ON BOTTOM~DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN
(WELL, DUH.. A LITTLE BIT LATE , HUH? )
ON PACKAGED BREAD PUDDING~PACKAGE WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
(AND YOU THOUGHT...???)
KEEP GOING....... THERE'S MORE.....
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