ON THE PACKAGE FOR A ROWENTA IRON~DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY
(BUT WOULDN'T THIS SAVE ME TIME ??)
ON A BOTTLE OF CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE~
DO NOT DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY AFTER TAKING THIS MEDICINE
(WE COULD DO A LOT TO REDUCE THE RATE OF CONSTRUCTION ACCIDENTS IF WE COULD JUST GET THOSE 5 YEAR OLDS WITH HEAD COLDS OFF THE BULLDOZERS )
ON A BOTTLE OF SLEEP AID MEDICATION~WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS
(I'M TAKING THIS BECAUSE.........)
ON ABOUT EVERY BOX OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS~FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY
(AS OPPOSED TO ?????)
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR~
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE
(NOW, SOMEBODY OUT THERE HELP ME ON THIS. I'M A BIT CURIOUS)
ON A PACKAGE OF PEANUTS~WARNING ! CONTAINS NUTS
(TALK ABOUT A NEWS FLASH )
INSTRUCTIONS ON AN AIRLINE PACKAGE OF NUTS~OPEN PACKAGE. EAT NUTS.
(STEP 3- SAY WHAT???)
ON A CHILD SUPERMAN COSTUME~WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(I DON'T BLAME THE COMPANY. I BLAME THE PARENTS FOR THIS ONE.)
ON A SWEDISH CHAIN SAW~DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN SAW WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(OH,MY. WAS THERE A LOT OF THIS HAPPENING SOMEWHERE?)
I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE AT LEAST ONCE.
1 comment:
Actually peanuts are not nuts, they are leghumes (sp). They are processed on equipment that does handle nuts as well, so there may be the tinest bit of real nut residue on the peanuts. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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