Saturday, September 02, 2006

STUPID PACKAGE DIRECTIONS

ON A HAIR DRYER~
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING
(THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TO WORK ON MY HAIR! )



ON A BAG OF DORITOS~
YOU COULD BE A WINNER. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(THE SHOPLIFTER SPECIAL ??)




ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP~
DIRECTIONS: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP
(AND THAT WOULD BE....??)









ON SOME SWANSON FROZEN DINNERS~
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST
(BUT.. IT'S ONLY A SUGGESTION)






ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESSERT- PRINTED ON BOTTOM~
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN
(WELL, DUH.. A LITTLE BIT LATE , HUH? )







ON PACKAGED BREAD PUDDING~
PACKAGE WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
(AND YOU THOUGHT...???)


KEEP GOING....... THERE'S MORE.....



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